Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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