I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
how does that bad decision feel?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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