I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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