Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
i now understand why vodka
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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