sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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