can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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