Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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