no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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