Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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