There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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