would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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