make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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