talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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