at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We have started to decorate penises.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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