it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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