You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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