Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
no more duck duck goose at the bar
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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