it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
You've changed since you got that strap on
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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