you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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