Sry I called you an 8
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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