Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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