I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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