they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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