yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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