He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Say something about gay babies.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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