fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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