This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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