highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Couch. On fire.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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