Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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