end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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