Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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