Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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