can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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