Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
