I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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