My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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