Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I can't turn off my feet"
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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