no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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