I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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