Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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