Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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