You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
