It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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