doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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