You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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