So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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