I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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