office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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