Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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