just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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