So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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