The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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