ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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